Showing posts with label Teams. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Teams. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

S7/8: Teams

Ah, here we go! Ten teams for our S7/8 Death Pool, and with The Ringer trying to steal our death pool thunder we must fight even harder than ever to stay alive! Take a look at the spreadsheet that details out each team, but I’ll also be doing pick analysis and then some recaps when big things happen. Below, let’s take a look at our teams, organized by most potential points.


J.A. (28)
Employing our most aggressive strategy, J.A. chose eight of the major characters to die: Arya, Cersei, Daenerys, Jamie, Jon Snow, Petyr, and Varys. You’ll note that was only seven names, because J.A. was initially so excited for Arya to die that she put her on the list twice. Twice! So the potential score here could be even more, a full 28/30 points. We were thinking of giving that Arya selection big fat zero but after it was pointed out that there were no rules against picking a player twice, the rules committee compromised and will go with user error and allow J.A. to replace one Arya with Sansa instead. That gives J.A. with only Bran and Little Finger unselected of the major ten -- with Daario Naharis and Grey Worm as her two minor characters. Let's see if this all out strategy works!

Jordy, Kavi, Marcus (24)
The next three teams all employed the “four major / six minor” characters makeup, leaving them with a potential 24/30 points. Jordy is rolling with Arya, Cersei, Petyr, and Varys for his big four, while Kavi has the Lannister twins, Little Finger, and Sansa. And in an interesting twist, Marcus has the exact same four major characters he’s rooting for to die.

Do great minds think alike? The fact is that Kavi and Marcus are two of the three owners who picekd Sansa, plus they are alone in the league as the only duo rooting for Ellaria Sand’s death. They also both have Daario Naharis going down. So altogether Kavi and Marcus will be rooting for six of the same deaths! (The rest of Kavi’s roster: Drogon, Jorah, Melisandre, Night King. The rest of Marcus’ picks: Bronn, Grey Worm, Theon, Tormund.) Should they declare their bannermen status now?

Jordy rounds out his team with Brienne, Davos, Melisandre, The Hound, Night King, and Tormund — and as the only owner selecting Brienne, he’s thinking the Brienne/Tormund OTP is likely going to end in tragic style.

Vu (23)
A longtime fantasy player and a respected opponent, I studied Vu’s ballot very carefully to assess what strategy he was up to. He’s also on the Lannister twins plus Petyr Baelish wagon, and then went for a bevy of minor characters: Grey Worm, Jorah Mormont, Meera Reed, The Hound, Night King, Thoros of Myr, and Tormund Giantsbane. That’s five of the most popular minor character picks, so if things work out as everyone expects, Vu is probably in a good position to win. His off-brand picks were Meera and Thoros, who he only shares as “hope they die” selections with Jon. It’s no coincidence both of us have won fantasy sports leagues in the past...

Susie / Michael (23)
Now we don’t award extra points for creativity but Susie and Michael’s ballot had emojis attached to each character and they were amaaaaaazing! See for yourself. I only want to use 🤙 to denote Jamie from now on. (Why no onion emoji Unicode Consortium? A chestnut emoji just won’t do...) Susie and Michael are hoping for a female-led victory in Westeros as they are predicting that 🤙, ☃️, and 🕊 (or 🕷) will all go down. They also had some real rare picks, as they were the only team to predict Samwell Tarly’s name for the chopping block, and only one of two teams for both Bronn and Yara Greyjoy. The rest of their death list includes Daario, Melisandre, Davos Seaworth, and Theon.

Malou (22)
The very popular Cersei, Jamie, Little Finger trio rears their head again as Malou is the fourth team to have this exact triumvirate slated for death. Where she differs from the crowd is in calling for the heads of seven minor characters, all males: Daario, Davos, Grey Worm, Jorah, The Hound, Theon Greyjoy, and Euron Greyjoy. Valar morghulis indeed! So yes, the GoT future is female, according to Malou, as Cersei is the lone woman slated for death if Malou has her way.

Jon (21)
If Jon had one shot to call, he would go with Little Finger as dying, 110%. He also thinks Jamie will bite it, and that Maisie Williams should have been replaced by a better actress long ago...so he says Arya must go too. As for the rest of of his picks, both Dolorous Edd and Viserion stand out as non-major/minor picks and that could potentially limit Jon’s team’s upside. Hopefully, all of Daario, Grey Worm, Meera, Night King, and Thoros of Myr will end the show resting in peace.

Frank (20)
Our returning champ is using Cersei and Petyr as his big two, and then going similar to Jon’s team with two off-brand characters — Dickon Tarly and Nymeria Sand — plus the familiar handful of Grey Worm, Jorah, The Hound, and the Night King. Frank is one of only two teams to have Yara Greyjoy, and is the lone owner to have slated Missandei for death. What do you have against translators Frank? Why kill Missandei!

Ankur (19)
Last season, Ankur finished tied for last place, and while 19/30 possible points could win this thing, an interesting twist here is that Ankur boldly predicts Meryn Trant’s death. “Wait, isn’t Meryn already dead?” Um, yes, yes he is. But if he gets resurrected and then Arya stabs him through the eyes again, +1 to Ankur for the greatest call of all time. Until then, his real maximum points scored is likely 18/30. But Ankur also wisely has the favored death trio -- our fifth team to do so -- of Cersei, Jamie, and Little Finger, and follows that up with Jorah, Night King, and Tormund.

Then we get really interesting, as Ankur is hoping Ghost dies, as well as two more names on Arya’s death list: Ilyn Payne and Dunsen. “Wait, who is Dunsen?!” Yeah, I had to Google it too, and turns out he’s one of The Mountain’s men-at-arms and second on Arya’s death list. So I have to say that this is a great call on Ankur’s part. Let’s see if he can take this low upside, high intrigue team to the top of our death pool!


Sunday, April 6, 2014

Team Previews

Valar Morghulis
It looks like Nam will be cheering hard for what remains of the Starks. He’s got Jon Snow and Arya, as well as the wandering getup of Bran, Osha, and Hodor as well. (What, no Rickon?) The only non-Stark related person on this team is third round pick Stannis Baratheon, who is the remaining threat to Lannister domination — well, at least so they think. Basically this team is the rebel forces, out to dismantle the Death Star. What’s High Valyrian for “kill all the Lannisters?"

God of T!t$ and Wine
With Tyrion and Tywin Lannister as co-captains, Daniel’s certainly got a lot of brains on his team. There’re going to likely lead the league in great lines and insults, and they’ll both be doing plenty of drinking. It seems like the muscle will come from Tormund Giantsbane, while the sexing will have to be left to the mysterious Ellaria Sand, who makes her debut in Season Four as "the paramour of Prince Oberyn Martell. Also on this team, the traitorous Walder Frey! Last round pick Sansa Stark must be pissed off to be on the same team as the men who conspired to murder family. At least she’ll have her husband by her side!

Blonde Ambitionz
Named in honor of team inspiration and patron saints Madonna and Tupac, Jon’s full team name is "Blonde Ambitionz As A Bloodrider." Daenerys, Brienne, and Joffrey Baratheon fulfill the blonde part while the Tyrell clan of Margaery, Loras, and father Mace are clearly moving up in the world this season. Can the Mother of Dragons and the child king reconcile their differences to lead this team to victory?

Imping Ain’t Easy
There’s a lot of wonderful 1-2 punches on our teams but none so appropriate as Simon’s pairing of Jaime and Cersei Lannister. Together, the recently reunited twins are capable of scoring major points across all categories, plus they’ll corner the market on incest. They’ll have to score big, as they lead a motley crew of supporters. Who are Bronze Yohn and Tycho Nestoris anyway? Guess we’ll find out! Sacrificial lamb Gendry was rowing off on a lifeboat last we saw him, apparently right back to King’s Landing, which would be appropriate for this team. It’s surprising that Jorah Mormont would so quickly turn on Khaleesi to serve the Lannisters, but once a traitor always a traitor, right?

Direwolf Pups!
This team is all about the killing (The Hound) and the sexing (Melisandre), and sometimes both combined (Ygritte). The question is what Jaqen H’ghar, Styr, and Lord Blackmont can bring to the table. We haven’t even seen Styr or Lord Blackmont yet, and while Jaqen is a deadly assassin, his screen time has been limited to talking about killing. We’re thinking The Hound is going to have to do some heavy lifting to bring this crew to the top of the rankings.

Whore-Door
A mix and max team with hardly a theme at all to be discerned whatsoever. Pimp master Petyr Baelish will team up with the foreign Prince Oberyn Martell to…well, we don’t know what. Little Finger doesn’t seem to have a lot of fantasy potential so it could be up to the newly introduced Prince to carry this team. He’ll get a lot of help from Mance Rayder, who will definitely have a few kills coming. That’s in contrast to Varys, who can’t fuck or fight, and does he even drink? This would definitely be the team we’d pick to have all the secret power in King’s Landing, but for our scoring system, we’re not so sure. Can Hizdahr zo Loraq, the new slave raider character come to the rescue? Heck, can last pick Balon Greyjoy muster up the motivation to help his son? A lot of questions here, but at least OJ’s got the best team name!

Dark Nights
There’s no question what Trieu’s strategy was. Bronn, Daario Naharis, Benjen Stark, and Knight of the Gate Donnel Haynwood are all warrior types. Plus, who’s the last person to actually kill a White Walker? The mighty Samwell Tarly! Bronn and Daario are both quick with their tongues, and seem pretty capable of wooing/paying for their women. The big question is what happens to Theon Greyjoy this season. If he just hangs there getting flayed and tortured again, this team could be operating with a heavy anchor each week.

Saturday, April 5, 2014

Teams

  • Valar Morghulis (Nam): Jon Snow, Arya Stark, Stannis Baratheon, Bran Stark, Osha, Hodor
  • God of T!t$ and Wine (Daniel) : Tyrion Lannister, Tywin Lannister, Tormund Giantsbane, Walder Frey, Ellaria Sand, Sansa Stark
  • Blonde Ambitionz (Jon): Daenerys Targaryen, Brienne, Joffrey Baratheon, Margaery Tyrell, Loras Tyrell, Mace Tyrell
  • Imping Ain’t Easy (Simon): Jaime Lannister, Cersei, Jorah Mormont, Bronze Yohn, Gendry, Tycho Nestoris
  • Direwolf Pups! (Mel): The Hound, Melisandre, Ygritte, Jaqen H'ghar, Styr, Lord Blackmont
  • Whore-Door (OJ): Petyr Baelish, Prince Oberyn Martell, Mance Rayder, Varys, Hizdahr zo Loraq, Balon Greyjoy
  • Dark Knights (Trieu): Bronn, Daario Naharis, Benjen Stark, Samwell Tarly, Donnel Waynwood, Theon Greyjoy