EP3: Murderers of Innocents

How bad must a cannibal’s breath smell? At least better than close talker Peter Baelish, right? Nobody knew who Styr was before the season but after seeing the premiere, it was clear the leader of the Thenns had the potential to rack up a ton of killing points. So, it was a bit of a surprise when Styr's main contribution to the farm massacre was scaring the little boy. Just one kill? You can do better than that Mr. Halitosis.

The bulk of the on-screen killing was actually done by Tormund Giantsbane and Ygritte. How shocked were you to see that the arrow loosed into that guy’s head was courtesy of our favorite redhead? Boom! Ygritte also proved that -- by bow or by sword -- she's the very definition of "one shot, one kill" as she racked up four kills against zero injured.

And finally, sex sex sex! Sure, it was gross rape-y twincest but Jamie and Cersei owners will take the points just the same. A direct quote from the Facebook group: "I [Trisha] hate this game. I have Jamie Lannister which caused me to be happy about a rape. I'm #goingtohell” Also, nobody drank any alcohol the week after Joffrey’s wine was poisoned...coincidence!?

Well, with The Hound, Ygritte, and Styr on-board, Direwolf Pups! extends their lead and has scored almost twice as many points as the rest of the league combined (132 to 165). At least last week's bottom dweller God of T!t% and Wine proved that it isn’t very hard to leap up in the standings if you’ve got a character slicing apart defenseless farmers. Tormund Giantbane’s 37 points were enough to push Daniel’s team from sixth to second place. As for our other five owners, better luck next week!